May 2013
So I walked into the dentist this morning. My dentist asked me how my weekend was. I said “Good, I watched Captain America last night. I really liked it.” And my dentist says “Oh, my son is in that movie.” At first I thought he was joking but then I realized
Dr. Robert Evans
I looked it up
My dentist is Captain America’s dad
My doctor is JK Rowling’s husband.
JK Rowling’s husband has asked me if I am sexually active.
IT GOT BETTER
get back in the kitchen you wench
here ur sandwich bitch nigga
April 2013
david-tennants-little-fangirl:
“Yeah, I watch Doctor Who,”
“But I can’t stand Rose.”
“Yeah I watch Doctor Who”
“but I skipped nine”
“Yeah I watch Doctor Who”
“but Donna’s just so loud and annoying”
“Yeah I watch Doctor Who”
“but I didn’t watch Eleven because he wasn’t played by David Tennant”
